Dating
Candidate A:
Henry
Townshend
Pros:
- attractive
- gentle and sentimental
- artistic and a deep thinker
- quiet and kind
- romantic
- knows how to take care of teh ladies!!1
Cons:
- is a dumbass
- doesn't exist.
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Dating
Candidate B:
Walter Sullivan
Pros:
- attractive
- has a nice calming voice
Cons:
-
serial killer
- insane/split personality disorder
- fundamentalist religious fanatic
- dead
- momma's boy
- also doesn't exist.
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Dating
Candidate C:
Eileen
Galvin
Pros:
-
sweet
- spunky
- NOT ANNOYING.
Cons:
-
doomed.
- makes the worst misapprehensions ever
- doesn't exist, either.
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